vedurnan:

6th grade math problem:

Words were exchanged between friends – the house of human companionship was established in secret – eons passed – eons passed – eons passed – eons passed

A) The house was diminished!

B) The house was strengthened!

C) The house was swept away!

D) The house was swept away!

psikonauti:

Tù.úk'z (Arthur Machado)

jedivoodoochile:

When Darth Maul hit Qui Gon with his lightsaber hilt, he completely destroyed his jaw bones , causing total paralysis of the face and brain damage. His throat suffered compus nimpus which made him lose lung control and he lost cognitive functions and speech capabilities. Also the loss of blood vesels ibterdupted his prostate functions. In othet words, Qui Gon was dead before he was even stabbed.

fucko:

bigandgreedy:

himbofisher:

eliluminado7:

dreamt there was like a new day/time concept called a “perfect storm” that was kinda like daytime savings except the hour would just be like, idk 11:58 and then itd immediately change to 12:15. like it would skip the minutes in between and then for example a minute later itd be 12:50. and this was all legal and widespread and shit. and it was invented by a poker website called “wizardsguild101.com” by the “guild master” and this was his avatar

incorrectdarmok:

heycrabman:

edenoi:

gundam is a comedy

kendallroynsfw:

disco elysium quotes that knock the wind out of me